Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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