I'm lost and stupid without you.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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