Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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