Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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