I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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