So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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