Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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