just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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