but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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