ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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