Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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