Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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