who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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