LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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