i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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