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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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