Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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