a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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