In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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