Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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