rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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