Hey man sorry I got all grabby
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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