I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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