Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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