just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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