2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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