Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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