'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I think people are normalizing furries
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize