i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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