I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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