did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I take back everything I said about communal showers
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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