Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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