If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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