Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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