everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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