remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize