BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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