we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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