Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Let the clothes fall where they may.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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