i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
whose ass print is on the piano?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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