...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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