is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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