seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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