So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
