I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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