It's like God shit irony all over that family
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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