Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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