YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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