Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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