ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
our cab driver is having phone sex.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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