doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I am spending my child support on dildos
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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