Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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