hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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