We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
17 year olds will be the death of me.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Randomize
