I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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